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sesi mamahami wanita

salam jumaat kawan2..lame x jumpe kowang! (pernah ke kite jumpe?eh!) ..pe kabo sumer???
ok..sume dah jawab salam aku tu kn? sume dah sebut kabo baik kn? GOOD!
ayuh teruskan~~hhehee 


kenape lelaki suke sgt ckp pompuan ni complicated? kenape perlu wujud 1 statement yg kate "makhluk paling rumit,unik dan susah difahami adalah wanita" kenape?? kenape wahai kaum adam sekalian? abes tu..kowang tu x complicated ker???kenape itu label kowang terhadap kami kaum yg istimewa ini???whyyy???

ok..dah2..x yah nk dramatik sgt.. sebenarnye aku pon bkn nk salahkan sesape kt sini..klo nk cite pasal gender war ni..sampai kiamat pon x kan abes kn? Allah jadikan manusia ni sebaik-baik kejadian..antare laki ngn pompuan masing2 ade kelebihan dan keistimewaan..ye dak??

tapi kan..usah kate kowang yg laki ni x paham pangai pompuan..kadang2 aku sendiri pon x paham pangai kawan2 pompuan aku..dan..kadang2 aku sendiri pon x paham pangai aku!! eh..?? teeeettttttt!!!hahahahaha










dah bace dah mende alah atas ni??? haa..nmpak x beze nye laki ngan pompuan..bezenye pemikiran dan isi hati laki dan pompuan...
tapi kowang nmpak x lagi 1 mende???  walaucamne berbeza pon kite..kite tetap ade persamaan.. bace ayat last  tu..kan maksudnye same tu?!weeeeeeeee...
so..kesimpulan yg pertame.. perbezaan antare laki dan pompuan itulah yg menyempurnakan hidup sbb masing2 saling melengkapi.





kpd sesape yg x bace lagi kesah ni ..bawak2 la p bace!!hahaha
utk mengukuhkan lagi pemahamam kowang terhadap kaum wanita..
hayatilah...tadaaa~~~



9 WORDS WOMEN USE 


(1)Fine: 
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: 
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: 
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: 
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
 A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ … That will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever: 
Is a women’s way of saying F… YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it:
 Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.


amacam?? eh..nape senyum2 tu cik kak oi..betol le tu!!hehehe
tapi kan..aku pon x paham gak..KENAPE POMPUAN SUKE CKP BENDE YG BERTENTANGAN DGN KATE HATI SEBENAR??? sbb aku pon cmtu gak!eh??!!





aku rase bkn sengaje nk menipu org lain apatah lg diri sendiri..tp utk menjaga hati org lain..kot la..haha..aku tanye..aku sendiri jawab! tapi kan...pape pon..
kesimpulan yg terakhir...LIDAH BOLEH BOHONG TAPI HATI X BOLEH BOHONG~~ 
hanye diri sendiri yg memahami isi hati sendiri..walaupon wujud juge manusia yg xtau ape yg hati sendiri rase..tapi..lantak lah!haahaa






dah la tu..k bai!

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kak zana- thankz


TK- bkn mcm..memang..betol..

 

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